The Luckiest Person

Friend : I was in hospital
Me : What happened?
Friend : I had a motorbike accident yesterday and I broke my leg
Me : I'm sorry to hear that. But you're lucky, you know
Friend : Why?
Me : You are lucky that the accident didn't kill you
Friend : Errr...

***

Friend : I was robbed
Me : Sorry to hear that. What was taken?
Friend : My handphone and wallet
Me : You are lucky, you know
Friend : Why?
Me : The robber only took your handphone and wallet, not hitting you or causing you any injuries
Friend : Errr...

***

Friend : I don't get any raise today
Me : Why? You boss doesn't like your work?
Friend : Not really. Our company is in crisis
Me : But you are lucky, you know
Friend : Why?
Me : You are lucky because you are not fired
Friend : Errr...

Not A Smoker

Friend : You don't smoke, do you?
Me : Why you say so?
Friend : Because your face is not a smoker face
Me : Errr...


***


Friend : You know what?
Me : What?
Friend : You'd better not smoking
Me : I know it's not healthy
Friend : No, your face is too cute to be a smoker
Me : Errr...

7-something

Me : Hey, what makes you so late?
Friend : There was a terrible traffic jam. What time is it?
Me : 7.52 pm
Friend : Well, you know what? I'm not late
Me : How come? We agreed to meet at 7 pm, right?
Friend : Hmmm, not really. I told you I would come at 7-something. It's still 7-something now
Me : Errr...

C(M)ocktail

Waiter : What do you want to order?
Me : A mocktail
Friend : Wait, you are ordering alcoholic drink?
Me : No, there is no alcohol
Friend : But, that's a mocktail, right?
Me : The one with alcohol is called cocktail
Friend : Oh... As far as I now, something-tail is alcoholic drink...
Me : Errr...

Get Tanned 2

On a beach...
Friend : Wow! You are so tanned. Where have you been?
Me : Yeah, I went for a walk on the beach
Friend : Now your skin is so dark. I'd rather stay here, under the umbrella's shade
Me : What's the point of going to a beach if you don't get tanned?
Friend : I just don't want to look dark
Me : You'd better stay at home
Friend : I will
Me : Errr...

Sweet Coffee

Me : Let's have a cup of coffee
Friend : Okay
Me : Here is yours
Friend : (putting sugar) Wow, you don't put sugar in your coffee?
Me : No, why?
Friend : That's very bitter. How could you drink that thing?
Me : Errr... Coffee is supposed to be bitter, no?
Friend : Nope, it has to be sweet
Me : Errr... (why don't you order a glass of syrup then?)

Cheaper?

Friend : Hey, I have just moved to a new house
Me : Wow, that's great. What makes you decide to move?
Friend : Hmmm, the rent is much cheaper. It was IDR 8 mio per annum, but now I only pay IDR 4 mio
Me : It's a big difference. Good job
Friend : But, since the new house has no garage, I need to rent a parking place for my car
Me : Oh, how much do you pay for the garage?
Friend : Not much, actually. Only IDR 300K per month
Me : Errr...  (it's not much cheaper then)

Iced Tall Latte

In an international-chain coffee shop...


Cashier : What do you want to order?
Me : Iced tall latte
Cashier : Cold or hot?
Me : ICED tall latte
Cashier : Oh, sorry. Iced latte. 
Me : (bitter smile)
Cashier : What's the size, then?
Me : Iced TALL latte
Cashier : Iced tall latte??? Oh, tall.
Me : Errr...

Hok-Med

Customer 1 : Here is my friend, Mr. X
Customer 2 : Oh, hi, nice to meet you
Customer 1 : He is from Medan but can't speak Hokkian. What a shame
Me : Errr...

Questionanswer

Me : I want to have my hair cut. Where, do you think, I should do that?
Friend : Where do you usually go?

Me : I go to a saloon, but I don't know whether I should do that in Jakarta or Medan

Friend : Hmmm....

Me : Well, I think I like the one in Medan better

Friend : Errr... What happen to you? You ask a question then you answer it by yourself

I Think So, too

Friend : You buy a new cap?
Me : Yeah. What do you think?
Friend : I think you look good with that cap
Me : Yeah. I think so, too
Friend : Errr...

1000

Me: Yuhuuu.... One thousand
Friend : What? You win a jackpot for EUR1000?
Me : No
Friend : Then, what is that number about?
Me : This blog has been viewed for 1000 times
Friend : Errr...


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