I Want To Ride My Bicycle

Friend : I want to ride the bike, too
Me : Oh, okay. If you really want to, we have to share the expenses 
Friend : Never mind that because I really like riding a bicycle. 
Me : Good. 
Friend : How much did you pay for fixing it?
Me : It's around USD **
Friend : Okay. Tomorrow, you teach me to ride a bike. If I can, I will share the expenses
Me : Errr...

Irene oh Irene...

Friend : Did Irene came to see you
Me : Who is Irene?
Friend : Nah, how was your first meeting with Irene?
Me : Honestly, who on earth is that Irene?
Friend : Haiiizz... How come you don't recognize, she is very popular right now
Me : Who is that???
Friend : You really don't know her???
Me : Big NO. I have never known somebody whose name is Irene
Friend : Hurricane Irene, did she come to visit you?
Me : Ohh..... she came to visit NY, not here
Friend : Errr...

The Switch Is Here

Me : Do you use this reading lamp?
Friend : No. I don't use it.
Me : Oh, you'd better switch it off. You know, for energy-saving's sake
Friend : Hell yeah, you are right. I have wanted to do that since morning..
Me : But?
Friend : I couldn't find the switch around the lamp
Me : Oh... The switch is on the wire *switching off the lamp*
Friend : Thanks a lot. You have very smart, man...
Me : Errr...

Single?

Friend 1: So, are you married?
Friend 2: No, not yet. I'm still single, you know
Friend 1: What do you mean by single?
Friend 2: Huh? *questioning face*
Friend 1: Yeah, you are single but still looking or...
Me : Or what?
Friend 1: Taken but available
Friend 2 and Me: Errr...

Nightmare

Friend : Why don't you go to sleep?
Me : I can't. I have just had a nightmare
Friend : Well, it's not about me, right?
Me : Errr...

The 7th Month

Friend : Why are you still awake this late?
Me : Well, my friend invited me for a drink after a scary experience they had before
Friend : What happened?
Me : Don't know the exact story, but it has something to do with ghost and it was very horror
Friend : No wonder. We are still in the 7th month, you know?
Me : 7th month? What's the connection to ghost?
Friend : Don't you know? Ghosts are released at the 7th month of lunar calendar. So, maybe it's the ghost that haunted your apartment
Me : Errr...

Not Interested

Friend : Hey, I have a good business proposal. Who knows you might be interested
Me : Oh yeah? What is that about?
Friend : Gold investment. It's a good way to invest right now, you know?
Me : Errr... Not interested
Friend : Oh, okay. Can you recommend me your friend, who might be interested?
Me : It seems like I don't have that kind of friend...
Friend : Errr... I'm talking to wrong person, I think
Me : Yeah. You'd better find somebody else
Friend : Errr...

Made in Indonesia

Lawyer : So, it's agreed that the object is given to Liang Ah Doo
Liang Ah Doo : Yes
Lawyer : Liang Ah Dao
Liang Ah Dao : Yes
Lawyer : And, J. Chandra
Me : Yes
Lawyer : Wait a minute, why only you have the Indonesian name?
Me : I have no idea
Lawyer : Oh, I know, your brothers are made in China, with Indonesian casing. But you are originally made in Indonesia
Me : Errr...

It's Backing Time

Friend 1: Okay, now you must learn how to be a backing vocalist
Friend 2: But, I don't know how to do that
Friend 1: That's why you must learn. Backing vocal is important
Friend 3: What is backing vocal? All I know is backing soda
Friend 1,2 and Me : Errr...

Perverted Man??

Me : Hey, I called you from outside. Why didn't you respond?
Friend: Oh... It was you who waved and smiled?
Me : Yes... Who did you think was that?
Friend : You have your hair cut, I didn't recognize you. I thought it was a perverted man, smiling at me. I was scared to death, you know. I didn't dare to respond...
Me : Errr...