Friend 1: Hey, there is a coin on the floor. Why don't you take it?
Friend 2: What for? It's only a one-cent coin
Me: Just take it, though. If this happen 100 times, you'll get one dollar
Friends: Errr...
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
You're American
Coordinator : I kinda like your T-Shirt
Me : Why?
Coordinator : Homer Simpson is there
Me : Hmm, yeah, I like the writing, actually
Coordinator : That's very american, you know
Me : I know. Do I look like an American right now?
Coordinator : Errr...
Me : Why?
Coordinator : Homer Simpson is there
Me : Hmm, yeah, I like the writing, actually
Coordinator : That's very american, you know
Me : I know. Do I look like an American right now?
Coordinator : Errr...
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Emergency
Friend : Oh no. Can we talk right now?
Me : Can you wait for 5 minutes?
Friend : No. It's an emergency and I need to talk right now
Me : Oh, okay. What is the problem?
Friend : There is a cockroach in my bedroom. Please help me get rid of it
Me : Errr...
Me : Can you wait for 5 minutes?
Friend : No. It's an emergency and I need to talk right now
Me : Oh, okay. What is the problem?
Friend : There is a cockroach in my bedroom. Please help me get rid of it
Me : Errr...
Monday, September 5, 2011
Choke To Dead
Friend : Don't say that thing again
Me : I think I will
Friend : If you say that one more time, I will choke you to dead
Me : Are really sure want to do that?
Friend : Of course. You may try
Me : Don't you feel so sad if I'm dead?
Friend : Errr...
Me : I think I will
Friend : If you say that one more time, I will choke you to dead
Me : Are really sure want to do that?
Friend : Of course. You may try
Me : Don't you feel so sad if I'm dead?
Friend : Errr...
Great!
Friend : I may not eat schnitzel, you know
Me : Yeah, it's pork and it's haram, not halal
Friend : Hey, how do you know that words?
Me : Errr... I live in a country where 80% of its people are moslem
Friend : It so cool that you know that words!
Me : Errr...
Me : Yeah, it's pork and it's haram, not halal
Friend : Hey, how do you know that words?
Me : Errr... I live in a country where 80% of its people are moslem
Friend : It so cool that you know that words!
Me : Errr...
Helmet
Friend : So, you bought the helmet?
Me : No, I have already asked and I don't think it is mandatory to wear a helmet when biking
Friend : Who did you ask?
Me : I went to a bike shop and the owner told me that
Friend : You should have asked the police as he is the one who fines you, not the owner of bike shop
Me : Errr...
Me : No, I have already asked and I don't think it is mandatory to wear a helmet when biking
Friend : Who did you ask?
Me : I went to a bike shop and the owner told me that
Friend : You should have asked the police as he is the one who fines you, not the owner of bike shop
Me : Errr...
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Cook
Friend : So, what do you have for your meal so far?
Me : Hmm, I cook mostly. You know, to save some bucks
Friend : WOW.... It's very surprising.
Me : What makes you say that?
Friend : Since when can you cook? You aren't the type of person who can cook
Me : Errr...
Me : Hmm, I cook mostly. You know, to save some bucks
Friend : WOW.... It's very surprising.
Me : What makes you say that?
Friend : Since when can you cook? You aren't the type of person who can cook
Me : Errr...
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| Nasi Goreng Seafood (touched with garnish) |
Thursday, September 1, 2011
So Pity
Friend : You know what, I really hate that guy
Me : Why?
Friend : Yeah, he was so bossy, liked to give orders.
Me : Wow. Then?
Friend : Who did he think he is? He treated me like a dog
Me : So pity you are
Friend : Thanks.
Me : No, I really pity you since you regard yourself as a dog
Friend : Errr...
Me : Why?
Friend : Yeah, he was so bossy, liked to give orders.
Me : Wow. Then?
Friend : Who did he think he is? He treated me like a dog
Me : So pity you are
Friend : Thanks.
Me : No, I really pity you since you regard yourself as a dog
Friend : Errr...
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