Kurt Cobain

Friend: Who are they? *pointing a picture of several persons*
Me: Oh, they are Jimi Hendrix, Freddy Mercury, John Lennon and Kurt Cobain
Friend: Kurt Cobain sounds familiar. Isn't he a football player?
Me: Errr...

Quick Service

Customer: Do you know where to go to make a passport?
Friend: Across the street. Immigration office
Customer: Hmm.. To much work. Do you have a quick passport service at your travel?
Friend: Which one do you want, regular or quick?
Customer: Quick one
Friend: IDR 800K, one week
Customer: How about the regular one?
Friend: IDR500K, two weeks
Customer: Can you make it one week for DR500K?
Friend: Errr...

I'm Not Jealous

#1
Friend: I'm not jealous, you know.
Me: Oh, okay. But, what's the name of her boyfriend?
Friend: Oh, please, I don't want to talk about him right now
Me: Errr...


#2

Friend: I'm not jealous, you know.

Me: Oh, okay. Are you hungry? You eat like Somalian

Friend: Oh, yeah. I feel like eating her new boyfriend

Me: Errr...

#3

Friend: I'm not jealous, you know.

Me: Hey, I met Mr.X yesterday

Friend: Please, I don't like hearing his name mentioned 

Me: Errr...

#4

Friend: I'm not jealous, you know.

Me: So, what made you left early yesterday?

Friend: Nothing, I just felt uncomfortable being around them

Me: Errr...

Do Many People Go To Jakarta?

Physician: So, you are living in Jakarta?
Me: Yes.
Physician: Jakarta is in Java. Wait a minute, Java is having a risk of malaria
Me: But, it says here, only rural area of Java
Physician: Oh, yes. You're right. Is Jakarta a resort area?
Me: Hmm... Kind of. But, how do you define it?
Physician: Is it a big city?
Me: Yes. It's a capital city
Physician: Okay, another question. Do many people want to go to Jakarta?
Me: Of course. It's like it's not complete if you visit the U.S. but not New York City
Physician: Or Seattle in Washington. So, many people want to go to Jakarta?
Me: Errr... (Yes, Ma'am!)

It's All Depend On You

Me: So, what time are we going tomorrow?
Friend: How about after noon?
Me: Oh, okay. Can you make it?
Friend: Well, actually, it's all depend on you.
Me: Why me? You are the one who knows your schedule, right?
Friend: Yes. But it depends on whether or not you can make me wake up tomorrow...
Me: Errr...

Self-Appraisal

Friend: I don't like people who like self-appraising
Me: Like what?
Friend: You know, some people who like to say they look good or ask you to look at their pictures then ask you "do I look good?" or just simply show you their pictures so that you can praise them
Me: Oh, I see. It's annoying, though
Friend: Agree. Btw, can you look at my profile picture in my FB?
Me: Oh, okay.
Friend: What do you think about my picture?
Me: Errr... (you are one of them...)

Weren't Born Yet

Me : (singing) 🎶And who am I to judge you? On what you say or do... I'm only just beginning to see the real youuuu...🎶
Lecturer : Sometimes When We Touch
Me : Ah, you know that song
Lecturer : That's supposed to be my line
Me : Hmm... What makes you say so
Lecturer : Yes. I should ask, how come you know that song? When it was a hits, you weren't even born yet
Me : Errr...

Baby Oil

Friend : How do you call minyak telon in English?
Me : Hmmm... Baby oil. Right?
Friend : I think there might be other words for that.
Me : Then, how do you define baby oil?
Friend : Baby oil is oil taken from babies. You boil the babies and then extract the oil
Me : Errr...

Is This You?

Old Friend : Hi, how are you doing?
Me : I'm doing good, thanks. How about you?
Old Friend : Btw, this is Mr. Errr, right? whose test I used to cheat on, right?
Me : Errr... Yes...