Holiday

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: On a vacation. 
Friend: Why?
Me: It's the winter break. Why? You miss me?
Friend: No way
Me: Admit it, you check my blog every once in a while, right?
Friend: Errr...

Cooked, Of Course

*At a restaurant*
Waitress: So, what would you like to order?
Me: I would have fish and chip
Friend: I want this sirloin steak
Waitress: How would you like it to be done?
Friend: Cooked, of course.
Me & Waitress: Errr...