The Real Chinese

Me : I think I'm convinced that I'm a Chinese
Friend : Why? You look Chinese enough, I think
Me : I already know that. There is something that convinces me more
Friend : What is it?
Me : I can spot even a tiny penny on the floor. Like this one (pointing a penny on floor)
Friend : Oh, really? I didn't see it. We have just been here like 5 minutes
Me : You get what I mean?
Friend : Errr...

Indonesian is difficult?

Friend : So, your native language is Indonesian, right?
Me : Yes.
Friend : How difficult it is to learn Indonesian?
Me : It's very hard to say.
Friend : Why?
Me : It's like asking an English-speaking person how hard it is to learn English.
Friend : Errr...

No Cure

Friend : I think this term is very hard for me
Me : Why?
Friend : Too many assignments, I barely have free time
Me : Well, you have two days off every week. Plus, weekends. It's plenty of time, you know
Friend : Yes. You're right, I might be lazy.
Me : Ouch, that's no cure for that
Friend : So, what should I do?
Me : I told you, no cure for that
Friend : Errr...