That Sounds Fun

Coordinator : So, you may not hang out at any bar or drink during the event.
Me : Even if I'm over 21?
Coordinator : Yes. There is a bar at the hotel but make sure you stay away from it.
Me : Okay. I'm cool with that. But, what do you suggest we can do at the night time, when the sessions finish?
Coordinator : Well, you can hang out with your friends at the room.
Me : Errr... that sounds fun.

Where Am I?

Me : Why do you tag me on that photo? I wasn't there

Friend : No, you were there. Remember it was taken when were having lunch?

Me : Yes, I knew our picture was taken at that moment, but still, where am I?

Friend : You're next to Mr. A

Me : Ah, I forgot that my hair is long now

Friend : Errr...

Silly Me

Friend : There was an earthquake in northwest Indonesia. Are your family okay?
Me: Thanks for asking. So, they are okay.
Friend : Are you sure? Nothing bad happened?
Me : Yes. The epicentrum is quite far away from the city my family live in. It's like the earthquake is at Seattle while my family is living in Oregon.
Friend : Ah, silly me. Always thought that Indonesia is as big as Switzerland.
Me : Errr...

Fish Cake

After 10 minutes of staring at the menu in a restaurant


Me : So, do you know what to order?
Friend : I don't know yet. Any suggestion?
Me : What kind of food you want to try?
Friend : I want to try something fish, salmon preferably. They say Seattle has the best seafood
Me : Why don't you just order this salmon fish cake?
Friend : What? But that is a cake, too strange. How can you eat fish with cake?
Me : Errr...

Blue

Friend : Can you tell me a joke? I need something to make me smile.
Me : What happened to you?
Friend : I don't know, just a bit blue. You know what I mean.
Me : Blue? I thought you are white.
Friend : Errr...