Ctrl+F

Friend: Succinct..., succinct...
Me: What's wrong?
Friend: I'm looking for the word 'succinct' in the text
Me: Hit Ctrl+F
Friend: Errr... I'm reading a textbook.

Shower Effect

#1
Me: Are you having a facial treatment?
Friend: No, why?
Me: Your face looks smooth and shiny.
Friend: Oh, I took a shower today.
Me: Errr...


#2
Me: Now, can I take your picture for the paper?
Interviewee: Oh, sure.
Me: (shoot) Thanks.
Interviewee: Oh, gosh, I am glad that I took a shower today.
Me: Errr...