Good Bed

Me : Your hair look good today. Where did you have it cut?
Friend : Oh, thank you. I have just waken up, actually. It's probably my new bed.
Me : Your new bed?
Friend : It has a good quality and is expensive, too.
Me : So?
Friend : It can also make your hair look good when you wake up.
Me : Errr...

Blue-eyed Dogs

Man : The dogs' eyes will turn blue.
Little girl : Really? How come?
Man : Yes, their eyes will be blue like Hollanders because you feed them with bread.
Little girl : Hollanders?
Man : Yeah, Hollanders have blue eyes because they eat bread everyday.
Me : Errr...