Don't Tell Anyone

Me : So, that's the thing. Please don't tell anyone.
Friend : Okay. I won't. I promise.
Me : Thank you very much.
Friend : Well, even if I do, I will tell them not to tell anybody.
Me : Errr...

Surviving Jakarta 101

Friend : Remember to put your wallet and phone in your front pocket when you take a bus here.
American Friend : Yes.
Friend : Put your backpack in front. Jakarta is not safe.
American Friend : Yes.
Me : Well, he already got the tips from us.
Friend : Really? You got your Surviving Jakarta 101 from them?
Me : Errr....