Don't Mention That

Me : So, how is it going with the plan?
Friend : What plan?
Me : You said you were going out with that girl
Friend : Stttt... Don't mention that, my girlfriend is next to me. She sometimes takes a peek on my phone
Me : Errr...

Yoghurt?

Me : There is something wrong with the milk
Friend : Why? What happened?
Me : I think it is stale. I need to throw it away
Friend : Why throw it away? Stale milk turns into yoghurt, you know.
Me : Errr...

They Weren't Mad?

Friend : So, you studied psychology, right?
Me : Yeah. It was - and still is - fun
Friend : Your parents let you study that major? They weren't mad?
Me : Yes, why?
Friend : You know, parents in Medan would usually be mad if the son doesn't study business or something that will give you much money
Me : Errr...