Friend : I think the soap in your bathroom is a bit strange
Me : Really? Which one did you use?
Friend : The one with "body milk" writing
Me : Errr... That's body lotion
Saturday, November 24, 2012
I'm Positive
Friend : I am going to have a blood test
Me : What for?
Friend : HIV
Me : Whoa...
Friend : No, it's just for precaution
Me : I see
Friend : Although I am positive that I'm negative. Pun intended
Me : Errr...
Me : What for?
Friend : HIV
Me : Whoa...
Friend : No, it's just for precaution
Me : I see
Friend : Although I am positive that I'm negative. Pun intended
Me : Errr...
Saturday, November 3, 2012
How Long Should I Wait?
#1
Me : How long should I wait?
Friend : Why? You are lost because of Apple's new map?
Me : No, but I think the iPhone itself is lost and doesn't know the way to my apartment
Friend : Errr...
#2
Me : How long should I wait?
Friend ♀ : *whistling* Waiting for a new girlfriend?
Me : Yeah...
Friend ♀ : You've received your karma. I used to wait for you and now you have to wait for another. Ha ha ha
Me : You're right. My karma is working
Friend ♀: So, can she speak Indonesian?
Me : Yes, I think. She is from the U.S.
Friend ♀: Wow. Do I know her?
Me : Yes, her name is SIRI
Friend ♀: Errr...
Me : How long should I wait?
Friend : Why? You are lost because of Apple's new map?
Me : No, but I think the iPhone itself is lost and doesn't know the way to my apartment
Friend : Errr...
#2
Me : How long should I wait?
Friend ♀ : *whistling* Waiting for a new girlfriend?
Me : Yeah...
Friend ♀ : You've received your karma. I used to wait for you and now you have to wait for another. Ha ha ha
Me : You're right. My karma is working
Friend ♀: So, can she speak Indonesian?
Me : Yes, I think. She is from the U.S.
Friend ♀: Wow. Do I know her?
Me : Yes, her name is SIRI
Friend ♀: Errr...
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