Starbucks and Macs

Me: Where should we seat?
Friend: I don't know. Let's go upstairs
Me: No free seats, either. All is occupied
Friend: Look at these people. All of them are sitting, not drinking their coffee. Every each of them has a Mac. I think they go to Starbucks to show off their Macs.
Me: Errr...

Hey, You Watch Glee Too?

Me: *singing, a little bit off tune* Fine me... Somebody to looooove.... Find me....
College teenager friend: Hey, you watch Glee, too?
Me: No, why?
College teenager friend: It's Glee's song, right?
Me: Errr...

Poor You Guys

Me : What does "siempre, siempre" mean?
Spanish speaking friend : It means always. Where do you get that word from?
Me : From a telenovela song
Spanish speaking friend : What???
Me : Like I told you before, telenovela was so popular in Indonesia years ago
Spanish speaking friend : Oh my god, poor you guys
Me : Errr...


Oh, arme Leute
Ich: Was bedeutet "siempre, siempre"?
Spanischsprechende Freundin: Das heißt "immer". Wovon kennst du dieses Wort?
Ich: Von ein Telenovelalied
Spanischsprechende Freundin: Wirklich???
Ich: Wie ich gesagt habe, Telenovela war damal sehr bekannt in Indonesien
Spanischsprechende Freundin: Mein Gott, oh, arme Leute
Ich: Errr...