Sale Hunter

Friend : Is this your new cap ?
Me : Yes, bought it yesterday for €2. It was on sale.
Friend : So you are a sale hunter, then?
Me : I guess so
Friend : But why? You earn so much money now. You can buy everything you want
Me : Errr...

Free Time

Friend : What are you doing here? If you have so much free time, you should find a job

Me : Yeah, I should...

Later that day....

Friend : Where are you now? 

Me : Working

Friend : I see. Now you are too busy and have no time for social life

Me : Errr...

Indonesia = muslim ???

Friend : Where are you from?
Me : Indonesia
Friend : You are not muslim, are you?
Me : Errr...