Strange Salad Guy

Friend: What is that are you eating? 
Me: Japanese green salad 
Friend: It's so strange 
Me: It's just like regular salad, only you get different dressing and additional udon 
Friend: No, the salad is not strange 
Me: So, what's so strange then? 
Friend: Seeing a guy eating salad is strange for me 
Me: Errr...

Play Us A Song

Friends : Do you know how to play guitar?
Me : Yes, a little bit. I can only play a song or two.
Friends : Good. Play us a song.
Me : Okay. Do you know Kiss Me?
Friends : Nope.
Me : How about Vertical Horizon?
Friends : Don't know.
Me : How about Ronan Keating?
Friends : Never heard of that. 
Me : I wonder what kind of songs you guys are listening to.
Friends : Justin Bieber. Can you play that?
Me : Errr... Nope.

People My Age

#1
Older Friend : What are you watching?
Me : Oh, I'm watching Downtown Abbey, why?
Older Friend : Nothing. I just think that doesn't look like people your age will watch. It's more for people my age.
Me : Errr...


#2

Older Friend : Do you watch chinese kung-fu series, too?

Me : Not right now. But I remembered when I was in primary school, they were so popular.

Older Friend : I know. When I was in high school, I watched a lot of them. Oh my gosh, it was long time ago.

Me : Errr...

#3

Friend 1 : So, '93 people are graduating this year.

Friend 2 : What do you mean? There are 93 people? Or what?

Me : I think he meant those who were born in the year 1993.

Friend 1 : Yes, that's what I mean.

Friend 2 : Oh, I see. It seems not long ago.

Me : You don't ask him when he was born? (referring to Friend 2)

Friend 1 : When? 1990s? 1980s?

Friend 2 : Errr... Longer than that. 

How is your German?

Friend : So, how are you doing there?
Me : I'm doing good. A little cold here
Friend : So, your German must be very fluent now
Me : Well, to be honest, I forget almost all of it
Friend : How do you communicate with people there?
Me : Using English. I'm in the U.S. now
Friend : Yeah, you are right. I thought you're still in Germany
Me : Errr...

Free Stuffs

#1
Me : So, do you want to join me to the lecture?
Friend : Hmmm... I'd like to, but I'm so tired
Me : Oh, never mind. I'll go alone. But, hey, they give free T-shirt after the lecture
Friend : Really? Wait for me, I'll come with you
Me : Errr...


#2
Me : This event sounds interesting. Do you want to join?
Friend : Do they give free stuffs?
Me : Hmm, I don't think so
Friend : Oh, I don't go then.
Me : Errr...


#3
Coordinator : So, who doesn't want to participate in the conference?
Audience : *silent*
Coordinator : Good. I will sign your names up
Friend : Wait, I have a question
Coordinator : Go ahead
Friend : Do we have to pay? If so, I probably won't go
Coordinator : You will be paid
Friend : You can sign my name, then
Audience : Errr...

Nothing Funny

Friend : You haven't written anything lately, huh?
Me : Yes. But you still check out my blog regularly?
Friend : Yes. Why you don't write? Busy?
Me : Sort of. But the most of all, nothing funny happened lately.
Friend : Oh, you have a bored life, you say?
Me : Errr...