Free Stuffs

#1
Me : So, do you want to join me to the lecture?
Friend : Hmmm... I'd like to, but I'm so tired
Me : Oh, never mind. I'll go alone. But, hey, they give free T-shirt after the lecture
Friend : Really? Wait for me, I'll come with you
Me : Errr...


#2
Me : This event sounds interesting. Do you want to join?
Friend : Do they give free stuffs?
Me : Hmm, I don't think so
Friend : Oh, I don't go then.
Me : Errr...


#3
Coordinator : So, who doesn't want to participate in the conference?
Audience : *silent*
Coordinator : Good. I will sign your names up
Friend : Wait, I have a question
Coordinator : Go ahead
Friend : Do we have to pay? If so, I probably won't go
Coordinator : You will be paid
Friend : You can sign my name, then
Audience : Errr...