Why Don't You Do That (Like Other Normal People) ?

#1

Friend : How do people drive in Indonesia?

Me : The driver is on the right side of the car.

Friend : What? Really? Indonesians are crazy. How could they drive that way?

Me : As far as I know it is okay. We don't have accident everyday.

Friend : Why don't the people just drive on the left side like the majority of the world?

Me : Errr...

#2

(still the same) Friend : Sugar for your coffee?

Me : No, it's okay. 

Friend : I can't imagine drinking coffee without sugar.

Me : The real coffee drinker doesn't need sugar. *smiling*

Friend : What? Really? Why don't you put sugar on your coffee like the majority of people?

Me : Errr...

#3

(still the same) Friend : I couldn't imagine why you don't just do things like the majority of people.

Me : Wanna know the answer?

Friend : Sure.

Me : The same answer for this question, "Why are you a white guy, not Asians or Africans like the rest of the world?"

Friend : Errr...