Starbucks and Macs

Me: Where should we seat?
Friend: I don't know. Let's go upstairs
Me: No free seats, either. All is occupied
Friend: Look at these people. All of them are sitting, not drinking their coffee. Every each of them has a Mac. I think they go to Starbucks to show off their Macs.
Me: Errr...

How Long Should I Wait?

#1
Me : How long should I wait?
Friend : Why? You are lost because of Apple's new map?
Me : No, but I think the iPhone itself is lost and doesn't know the way to my apartment
Friend : Errr...

#2
Me : How long should I wait?
Friend ♀ : *whistling* Waiting for a new girlfriend?
Me : Yeah...
Friend ♀ : You've received your karma. I used to wait for you and now you have to wait for another. Ha ha ha
Me : You're right. My karma is working
Friend ♀: So, can she speak Indonesian?
Me : Yes, I think. She is from the U.S.
Friend ♀: Wow. Do I know her?
Me : Yes, her name is SIRI
Friend ♀: Errr...

Ctrl+F

Friend: Succinct..., succinct...
Me: What's wrong?
Friend: I'm looking for the word 'succinct' in the text
Me: Hit Ctrl+F
Friend: Errr... I'm reading a textbook.

3D Feature

Friend: You know what, I have downloaded a new application for my phone
Me: Really? What does it do?
Friend: I can create a 3D photo, you know
Me: Wow. Can you show me.
Friend: Sure. It'll be like this

Me: Errr... It's called panorama, dude.

And The Differences Are...

Friend : Jo, let me ask you a question
Me : Yes?
Friend : What is the differences between iPhone and iPad?
Me : iPhone is small, iPad is bigger (the differences are so obvious, aren't they?)
Friend : Oh, I see my colleagues are walking with something like laptop on their hand. It must be an iPad, right?
Me : Errr... (hello......!!!)


Friend : So, how does an iPhone look like? It can connect to internet 24/7 too?
Me : Errr... Yes


Friend : So, iPhone is as small as usual phone?
Me : Errr... Yes

iPhone vs USB modem

Friend : I gave your USB modem to my Aunt
Me : Why? She has an iPhone, right?
Friend : Yeah, but she doesn't know how to connect it to computer
Me : Hmm, so what does she use the iPhone for?
Friend : To play game
Me : Errr...

Chat

*chatting in YM*
Friend : Jo, please you BB so we can chat easily
Me : We are chatting, aren't we?
Friend : Oh yeah, you are right
Me : Errr...