I'm Positive

Friend : I am going to have a blood test
Me : What for?
Friend : HIV
Me : Whoa...
Friend : No, it's just for precaution
Me : I see
Friend : Although I am positive that I'm negative. Pun intended 
Me : Errr...

They Weren't Mad?

Friend : So, you studied psychology, right?
Me : Yeah. It was - and still is - fun
Friend : Your parents let you study that major? They weren't mad?
Me : Yes, why?
Friend : You know, parents in Medan would usually be mad if the son doesn't study business or something that will give you much money
Me : Errr... 

People My Age

#1
Older Friend : What are you watching?
Me : Oh, I'm watching Downtown Abbey, why?
Older Friend : Nothing. I just think that doesn't look like people your age will watch. It's more for people my age.
Me : Errr...


#2

Older Friend : Do you watch chinese kung-fu series, too?

Me : Not right now. But I remembered when I was in primary school, they were so popular.

Older Friend : I know. When I was in high school, I watched a lot of them. Oh my gosh, it was long time ago.

Me : Errr...

#3

Friend 1 : So, '93 people are graduating this year.

Friend 2 : What do you mean? There are 93 people? Or what?

Me : I think he meant those who were born in the year 1993.

Friend 1 : Yes, that's what I mean.

Friend 2 : Oh, I see. It seems not long ago.

Me : You don't ask him when he was born? (referring to Friend 2)

Friend 1 : When? 1990s? 1980s?

Friend 2 : Errr... Longer than that. 

Migrant.. Wait, What?

Friend: I have to go home soon. I think I have migrant
Me: You want to move back to your home country?
Friend: No, my head aches a lot, but only the right part
Me: You have migraine
Friend: Yeah, migraine, you're right
Me: Errr...

Weren't Born Yet

Me : (singing) 🎶And who am I to judge you? On what you say or do... I'm only just beginning to see the real youuuu...🎶
Lecturer : Sometimes When We Touch
Me : Ah, you know that song
Lecturer : That's supposed to be my line
Me : Hmm... What makes you say so
Lecturer : Yes. I should ask, how come you know that song? When it was a hits, you weren't even born yet
Me : Errr...

Choke To Dead

Friend : Don't say that thing again
Me : I think I will
Friend : If you say that one more time, I will choke you to dead
Me : Are really sure want to do that?
Friend : Of course. You may try
Me : Don't you feel so sad if I'm dead?
Friend : Errr...

Judgement Day

Friend: Did you know that today is the judgement day?
Me: Yes. My friend told me...
Friend: Nothing special happens so far...
Me: No, we are now in the transit place to be taken to Heaven...
Friend: But, we are still living as usual...
Me: Yeah, you won't feel it. It's God's power....
Friend: Errr...