This Year's Resolution

Friend: Help me finish the cigarette
Me: Thanks. What's wrong?
Friend: I quit smoking. That's my this year's resolution
Me: Wow. That's a good resolution
Friend: Yes. I've smoked enough for this year
Me: Congrats!
Friend: I'll probably start smoking next year
Me: Errr...

Should I Go?

Friend: I was invited by a friend to his wedding. Should I go?
Me: Why not?
Friend: I don't like his way of inviting me. It seems improper. Should I go or not?
Me: How improper?
Friend: It's just simply a broadcast in BBM. I'm wondering if he really wants to invite me
Me: Hmmm...
Friend: Go or not? Go or not? Go or not?
Me: Well, it depends on...
Friend: I decided not going!
Me: Errr...

Mario

Friend 1: Whew, I finally fix up the stuck toilet
Me: Yeah. You are like Mario
Friend 2: Wait, what is the relation to Mario?
Me: Mario is a plumber
Friend 2: Hah? Is Mario a plumber? I thought he is a racer
Me: Errr...

What A Simple Answer

#1
Friend : Do you know any classical songs?
Me : No
Friend : What a very simple answer
Me : Errr...


#2
Friend : I have just fallen from the stairs
Me : So?
Friend : What a very simple answer
Me : Errr...


#3
Friend : Let's ride the roller coaster
Me : Okay
Friend : What a very simple answer
Me : Errr...

Beautiful People

Friend (♀): I don't understand why people say beautiful people are dumb
Me : Maybe it's because they are already beautiful
Friend (♀): And then what?
Me : Just to give a chance for ugly people to have something they can be proud of
Friend (♀): I still don't get the point
Me : By the way, you are beautiful
Friend (♀): Errr...

Kurt Cobain

Friend: Who are they? *pointing a picture of several persons*
Me: Oh, they are Jimi Hendrix, Freddy Mercury, John Lennon and Kurt Cobain
Friend: Kurt Cobain sounds familiar. Isn't he a football player?
Me: Errr...

Quick Service

Customer: Do you know where to go to make a passport?
Friend: Across the street. Immigration office
Customer: Hmm.. To much work. Do you have a quick passport service at your travel?
Friend: Which one do you want, regular or quick?
Customer: Quick one
Friend: IDR 800K, one week
Customer: How about the regular one?
Friend: IDR500K, two weeks
Customer: Can you make it one week for DR500K?
Friend: Errr...