Free Stuffs

#1
Me : So, do you want to join me to the lecture?
Friend : Hmmm... I'd like to, but I'm so tired
Me : Oh, never mind. I'll go alone. But, hey, they give free T-shirt after the lecture
Friend : Really? Wait for me, I'll come with you
Me : Errr...


#2
Me : This event sounds interesting. Do you want to join?
Friend : Do they give free stuffs?
Me : Hmm, I don't think so
Friend : Oh, I don't go then.
Me : Errr...


#3
Coordinator : So, who doesn't want to participate in the conference?
Audience : *silent*
Coordinator : Good. I will sign your names up
Friend : Wait, I have a question
Coordinator : Go ahead
Friend : Do we have to pay? If so, I probably won't go
Coordinator : You will be paid
Friend : You can sign my name, then
Audience : Errr...

Nothing Funny

Friend : You haven't written anything lately, huh?
Me : Yes. But you still check out my blog regularly?
Friend : Yes. Why you don't write? Busy?
Me : Sort of. But the most of all, nothing funny happened lately.
Friend : Oh, you have a bored life, you say?
Me : Errr...

The Real Chinese

Me : I think I'm convinced that I'm a Chinese
Friend : Why? You look Chinese enough, I think
Me : I already know that. There is something that convinces me more
Friend : What is it?
Me : I can spot even a tiny penny on the floor. Like this one (pointing a penny on floor)
Friend : Oh, really? I didn't see it. We have just been here like 5 minutes
Me : You get what I mean?
Friend : Errr...

Indonesian is difficult?

Friend : So, your native language is Indonesian, right?
Me : Yes.
Friend : How difficult it is to learn Indonesian?
Me : It's very hard to say.
Friend : Why?
Me : It's like asking an English-speaking person how hard it is to learn English.
Friend : Errr...

No Cure

Friend : I think this term is very hard for me
Me : Why?
Friend : Too many assignments, I barely have free time
Me : Well, you have two days off every week. Plus, weekends. It's plenty of time, you know
Friend : Yes. You're right, I might be lazy.
Me : Ouch, that's no cure for that
Friend : So, what should I do?
Me : I told you, no cure for that
Friend : Errr...

Holiday

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: On a vacation. 
Friend: Why?
Me: It's the winter break. Why? You miss me?
Friend: No way
Me: Admit it, you check my blog every once in a while, right?
Friend: Errr...

Cooked, Of Course

*At a restaurant*
Waitress: So, what would you like to order?
Me: I would have fish and chip
Friend: I want this sirloin steak
Waitress: How would you like it to be done?
Friend: Cooked, of course.
Me & Waitress: Errr...