Yoghurt?

Me : There is something wrong with the milk
Friend : Why? What happened?
Me : I think it is stale. I need to throw it away
Friend : Why throw it away? Stale milk turns into yoghurt, you know.
Me : Errr...

They Weren't Mad?

Friend : So, you studied psychology, right?
Me : Yeah. It was - and still is - fun
Friend : Your parents let you study that major? They weren't mad?
Me : Yes, why?
Friend : You know, parents in Medan would usually be mad if the son doesn't study business or something that will give you much money
Me : Errr... 

Birl

Friend : Did you just see that?
Me : See what? 
Friend : The couple who just walked by
Me : Yeah, are they boys or girls? Too difficult to distinguish
Friend : They are BIRLS
Me : What is that?
Friend : Boy girls, girls who look like boys
Me : Errr...

Don't Tell Anyone

Me : So, that's the thing. Please don't tell anyone.
Friend : Okay. I won't. I promise.
Me : Thank you very much.
Friend : Well, even if I do, I will tell them not to tell anybody.
Me : Errr...

Surviving Jakarta 101

Friend : Remember to put your wallet and phone in your front pocket when you take a bus here.
American Friend : Yes.
Friend : Put your backpack in front. Jakarta is not safe.
American Friend : Yes.
Me : Well, he already got the tips from us.
Friend : Really? You got your Surviving Jakarta 101 from them?
Me : Errr....

Good Bed

Me : Your hair look good today. Where did you have it cut?
Friend : Oh, thank you. I have just waken up, actually. It's probably my new bed.
Me : Your new bed?
Friend : It has a good quality and is expensive, too.
Me : So?
Friend : It can also make your hair look good when you wake up.
Me : Errr...

Blue-eyed Dogs

Man : The dogs' eyes will turn blue.
Little girl : Really? How come?
Man : Yes, their eyes will be blue like Hollanders because you feed them with bread.
Little girl : Hollanders?
Man : Yeah, Hollanders have blue eyes because they eat bread everyday.
Me : Errr...