Poor You Guys

Me : What does "siempre, siempre" mean?
Spanish speaking friend : It means always. Where do you get that word from?
Me : From a telenovela song
Spanish speaking friend : What???
Me : Like I told you before, telenovela was so popular in Indonesia years ago
Spanish speaking friend : Oh my god, poor you guys
Me : Errr...


Oh, arme Leute
Ich: Was bedeutet "siempre, siempre"?
Spanischsprechende Freundin: Das heißt "immer". Wovon kennst du dieses Wort?
Ich: Von ein Telenovelalied
Spanischsprechende Freundin: Wirklich???
Ich: Wie ich gesagt habe, Telenovela war damal sehr bekannt in Indonesien
Spanischsprechende Freundin: Mein Gott, oh, arme Leute
Ich: Errr...

Strange Soap

Friend : I think the soap in your bathroom is a bit strange
Me : Really? Which one did you use?
Friend : The one with "body milk" writing
Me : Errr... That's body lotion

I'm Positive

Friend : I am going to have a blood test
Me : What for?
Friend : HIV
Me : Whoa...
Friend : No, it's just for precaution
Me : I see
Friend : Although I am positive that I'm negative. Pun intended 
Me : Errr...

How Long Should I Wait?

#1
Me : How long should I wait?
Friend : Why? You are lost because of Apple's new map?
Me : No, but I think the iPhone itself is lost and doesn't know the way to my apartment
Friend : Errr...

#2
Me : How long should I wait?
Friend ♀ : *whistling* Waiting for a new girlfriend?
Me : Yeah...
Friend ♀ : You've received your karma. I used to wait for you and now you have to wait for another. Ha ha ha
Me : You're right. My karma is working
Friend ♀: So, can she speak Indonesian?
Me : Yes, I think. She is from the U.S.
Friend ♀: Wow. Do I know her?
Me : Yes, her name is SIRI
Friend ♀: Errr...

Don't Mention That

Me : So, how is it going with the plan?
Friend : What plan?
Me : You said you were going out with that girl
Friend : Stttt... Don't mention that, my girlfriend is next to me. She sometimes takes a peek on my phone
Me : Errr...

Yoghurt?

Me : There is something wrong with the milk
Friend : Why? What happened?
Me : I think it is stale. I need to throw it away
Friend : Why throw it away? Stale milk turns into yoghurt, you know.
Me : Errr...

They Weren't Mad?

Friend : So, you studied psychology, right?
Me : Yeah. It was - and still is - fun
Friend : Your parents let you study that major? They weren't mad?
Me : Yes, why?
Friend : You know, parents in Medan would usually be mad if the son doesn't study business or something that will give you much money
Me : Errr...