Boxer

Customer (♀) : Does man wear underwear when he wears boxer?
Customer (♂) : Of course not

Customer (♀) : But that's disgusting, no?

Customer (♂) : No, boxer is already an underwear

Customer (♀) : You must be kidding. Can't imagine, wear boxer but no underwear

Me : Errr...

Get Tanned

Friend : I never understand why people with dark skin go to beach

Me : To get tanned

Friend : But, they are already tanned

Me : Errr...

(Not) The First Time

Me : Have ever eaten a nectarine?

Friend : Yes

Me : I think this is the first time I eat nectarine

Friend : How come? Nectarine is one kind of peach

Me : Really? Then, this is not my first time then

Friend : Errr....

I Was Robbed

Friend : Huh, it was a bad luck
Me : What's wrong?
Friend : I was robbed
Me : Whew. When and where did that happened?
Friend : At the traffic light. I was stopped by the police
Me : So, the police robbed you ? How could that be?
Friend : I gave him IDR 20k but he asked for IDR 50k. Wasn't that a robbery?
Me : Errr... *you briber* 

Mata Cabe/Spicy Eyes/Meine Augen sind Scharf

Teman : Eh, mataku pedas lah
Aku : Wow, matamu cabai ya?
Teman : Bukan, mataku pedas gara-gara pake lensa kontak
Aku : Oh, lensa kontak dari cabai?
Teman : Bukaaaann.... begitu pake, terasa panas gitu
Aku : Oh, mungkin maksudmu pedih kali ya?
Teman : Pedas lah pokoknya
Aku : Errr...

Friend : Eh, my eyes are spicy

Me : Wow, your eyes are made out of chili?

Friend : No, it was spicy because of the soft lenses

Me : Oh, chili soft lenses?

Friend : Nooooooo... as soon as I put them in, my eyes burn

Me : Oh, maybe your eyes sore or hurt

Friend : I told you, they are spicy

Me : Errr...

Freundin : Eh, meine Augen sind scharf

Ich : Wow, deine Augen wurden aus Chili gemacht?

Freundin : Nein, sie sind scharf wegen des Softlinses 

Ich : Oh, Softlinsen auf Chili ?

Freundin : Neeeeiiiinn... so bald wie ich ihnen benutze, werden meine Augen verlezt

Ich : Oh, wärscheinlich meinst du das Wort verlezt oder weh

Freundin : Ich habe dir gesagt, meine Augen sind scharf

Ich : Errr...

And The Differences Are...

Friend : Jo, let me ask you a question
Me : Yes?
Friend : What is the differences between iPhone and iPad?
Me : iPhone is small, iPad is bigger (the differences are so obvious, aren't they?)
Friend : Oh, I see my colleagues are walking with something like laptop on their hand. It must be an iPad, right?
Me : Errr... (hello......!!!)


Friend : So, how does an iPhone look like? It can connect to internet 24/7 too?
Me : Errr... Yes


Friend : So, iPhone is as small as usual phone?
Me : Errr... Yes

No Expert

Friend : Hi, do you know how to use FB chat using a mobile phone?
Me : Hmm, I don't know. You can only chat via FB page, can't you?
Friend : No, you can also chat through your mobile page
Me : Ouch, I have never known about that
Friend : If the expert doesn't know, how can I know about that?
Me : Errr....