Holiday

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: On a vacation. 
Friend: Why?
Me: It's the winter break. Why? You miss me?
Friend: No way
Me: Admit it, you check my blog every once in a while, right?
Friend: Errr...

Cooked, Of Course

*At a restaurant*
Waitress: So, what would you like to order?
Me: I would have fish and chip
Friend: I want this sirloin steak
Waitress: How would you like it to be done?
Friend: Cooked, of course.
Me & Waitress: Errr...

Werewolf?

Me: What makes you so late?
Friend: Yeah, my friend was not able to pick me up on time
Me: Uh-oh
Friend: Yes. He may not go out during the moon eclipse, he told me.
Me: Wow. Why? Is he a werewolf?
Friend: Errr...

Nerd?

Friend 1: In this assignment, I group international students in three categories
Friend 2: What are they?
Friend 1: Homesick, Partygoers and Nerd
Friend 2: The Nerd group sounds interesting
Friend 1: Yes, they stay in front of computer or books and change their glasses every six months
Friend 2: Any example?
Friend 1: Him *pointing me*
Me: Wait, I'm not nerd. I change my glasses every year
Friend 1&2: Errr...

Migrant.. Wait, What?

Friend: I have to go home soon. I think I have migrant
Me: You want to move back to your home country?
Friend: No, my head aches a lot, but only the right part
Me: You have migraine
Friend: Yeah, migraine, you're right
Me: Errr...

Lost In Translation

Me: So, my friend's abang brought him to hospital
Friend: Wait, wait, wait. What is abang?
Me: That means older brother. And kakak mean older sister
Friend: Wow, I don't know that. I usually use the word 'ngko' for older brother and 'nci' for older sister
Me: Errr... (what a Chinese Jakartan)

3D Feature

Friend: You know what, I have downloaded a new application for my phone
Me: Really? What does it do?
Friend: I can create a 3D photo, you know
Me: Wow. Can you show me.
Friend: Sure. It'll be like this

Me: Errr... It's called panorama, dude.