The Real Chinese

Me : I think I'm convinced that I'm a Chinese
Friend : Why? You look Chinese enough, I think
Me : I already know that. There is something that convinces me more
Friend : What is it?
Me : I can spot even a tiny penny on the floor. Like this one (pointing a penny on floor)
Friend : Oh, really? I didn't see it. We have just been here like 5 minutes
Me : You get what I mean?
Friend : Errr...

Indonesian is difficult?

Friend : So, your native language is Indonesian, right?
Me : Yes.
Friend : How difficult it is to learn Indonesian?
Me : It's very hard to say.
Friend : Why?
Me : It's like asking an English-speaking person how hard it is to learn English.
Friend : Errr...

No Cure

Friend : I think this term is very hard for me
Me : Why?
Friend : Too many assignments, I barely have free time
Me : Well, you have two days off every week. Plus, weekends. It's plenty of time, you know
Friend : Yes. You're right, I might be lazy.
Me : Ouch, that's no cure for that
Friend : So, what should I do?
Me : I told you, no cure for that
Friend : Errr...

Holiday

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: On a vacation. 
Friend: Why?
Me: It's the winter break. Why? You miss me?
Friend: No way
Me: Admit it, you check my blog every once in a while, right?
Friend: Errr...

Cooked, Of Course

*At a restaurant*
Waitress: So, what would you like to order?
Me: I would have fish and chip
Friend: I want this sirloin steak
Waitress: How would you like it to be done?
Friend: Cooked, of course.
Me & Waitress: Errr...

Werewolf?

Me: What makes you so late?
Friend: Yeah, my friend was not able to pick me up on time
Me: Uh-oh
Friend: Yes. He may not go out during the moon eclipse, he told me.
Me: Wow. Why? Is he a werewolf?
Friend: Errr...

Nerd?

Friend 1: In this assignment, I group international students in three categories
Friend 2: What are they?
Friend 1: Homesick, Partygoers and Nerd
Friend 2: The Nerd group sounds interesting
Friend 1: Yes, they stay in front of computer or books and change their glasses every six months
Friend 2: Any example?
Friend 1: Him *pointing me*
Me: Wait, I'm not nerd. I change my glasses every year
Friend 1&2: Errr...